Like I've said many times before, it's a good thing most criminals are morons. This story certainly confirms it.

"In an unusual case of mistaken identity, a woman who thought a block of white cheese was cocaine is charged with trying to hire a hit man to rob and kill four men. The woman also was mistaken about the hit man. He turned out to be an undercover police officer."

If that wasn't enough:

"According to police, Booth was in the Memphis home of the four intended victims last week when she mistook a block of queso fresco cheese for cocaine - inspiring the idea to hire someone to break into the home, take the drugs, and kill the men."

Ok, that's understandable. Who hasn't been to someone's house and foolishly mistaken some cheese on the counter for a block of cocaine? Come to think of it, some of my friends have potted plants... it could possibly be marijuana... can anyone suggest a good, reasonably-priced hitman?

Posted by JoshC at December 8, 2005 8:07 AM

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