I'm days away from being a quarter century old. Lucky for me, turning 25 without dying means my life expectancy will actually increase by a full 3.6 months. 76.4 years old, here I come!

Life expectancy isn't the only benefit of being 25, either. As a 25-34 year old, I'll be 1.98 times safer in motor vehicles and 6.7% less likely to die from a gunshot wound!

Ah, life will be so wonderful now that I'll be practically invincible -- and I can rent cars without a surcharge!